I'm almost hesitant to admit this, but I'm not keen on cats. Probably for the reasons you admire them. I crave slavish adoration--from dogs too.

My cat antipathy aside, this was very funny and perfectly captured feline self-absorption.

I particularly love the image of Rocky flexing his little racks of scimitars. I'd probably even like Rocky. But he wouldn't like me. Cats seldom do. I don't really care.