KNIT WIT HUMOUR

Vicar’s Knitted Genitals in Shop Window Offends a Few Brits

What would my mum have thought?

My mum’s collection of dolls lived on the back of her sofa

My mum was always knitting — baby clothes, tea cosies, pot holders and colourful woolly hats that differed only from the tea cosies by whether or not there was a pompom on top.