Ok you crazy old plant lady, I like your humorous answers--except I don' believe the one about pulling weeds for fun.

If it's true, I'm inviting you to come over to France, spend a few days in my garden and have the most fun you've ever had in your life.

I could even brew you up a concoction of sorts--the grapes on the vine aren't quite ripe, but since you're so sweet, you could make them less sour. How about it?