Well how about this?

Ten Christophers I know with last names other than Robin.

But seriously, Christopher something weird is going on. I never use responses to other people's Medium stories as an excuse to link my own story, but . . . wait, I'm about to do it.

Ten Really Good Reasons To Respond For The Sole Purpose Of Linking My Own Medium Stories.

1 Little Debbie mentioned in someone's Medium story. Little Debbie mentioned in many of my Medium stories. https://medium.com/the-expat-chronicles/sad-news-little-debbie-wont-be-with-me-for-christmas-c218c8ce7464

2. Bologna mentioned in someone's Medium story. Bologna mentioned in one of my Medium stories.https://medium.com/rant-o-rama/of-course-she-wouldnt-eat-a-turkey-sandwich-while-the-capitol-was-under-siege-8fbc99221974

Right, I will stop here before someone includes me in a listicle--10 obnoxious ways to promote yourself on Medium by shamefully using other Medium member stories.