Zowee, Emily, I'm not sure how I came upon your story, probably as I was zipping through titles on a page somewhere--it doesn't matter. I loved this article--the humour, the poem, the information that I doubt I will ever have occasion to use, but was wildly entertained by it anyway. I'd love to know whether your rendered fat was as good as the old stuff. Meanwhile, I'll probably stick to Sephora. Thanks, for a great read.