I Honestly Thought This Was A Saturday Night Live Skit

It’s not.

He refused to wear a red MAGA baseball cap, or to let me dye his coat yellow . .

In a rare display of modesty, “The only man who can make the world a safe place,” contradicted a follower who called him the “most famous man in the world, by far.”

“No, I’m not,” said Mr. Modesty adjusting his red MAGA baseball hat.

“Who is then?” asked the follower.

“Jesus,” replied Maga Man. “Jesus is more famous than I am.”

Well, maybe not after the video he’s posted on his Truth Social website and screens at campaign rallies. Judge for yourself. I’m not posting a link to the video — I’m feeling slightly queasy just reading the transcript. But if you can stomach it, you’ll find it easily enough.

As you read, keep in mind that his son Eric also claimed that good old dad — or should I say the holy father — “literally saved Christianity.”

And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.

God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office…